Religion is a Pyramid Scheme Unisex T-Shirt
Religion is a Pyramid Scheme Unisex T-Shirt
Religion is a Pyramid Scheme Unisex T-Shirt
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Religion is a Pyramid Scheme Unisex T-Shirt

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"Go forth and bear witness to the Nations" (Matthew 28:19) sounds an awful lot like Jesus is the girl who bullied you in high school suggesting you sell leggings at craft fairs. Preachers living lavishly in utter opulence promising those down on their luck that if they join the group, send 10% of their hard-earned money every week, and market themselves enough to get other people to join then they can enjoy a fairy-tale future sometime down the line.

Share the truth with this ridiculously comfortable and incredibly soft t-shirt that is sure to turn heads everywhere you wear it!


You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua